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NunSense
A wonderful collection of wacky nun related items.

Nun Chuck
Sally Fields isn't the only nun who can fly! Just load the 1" tall, plastic nuns into the 5-3/4" long plastic catapult device and pull the trigger to send a sister sailing. Great for anyone still recovering from Catholic school. Four different nuns included. For refill ammo check out the Flying Nuns.
Flying Nuns
These 1" tall, plastic nuns are captured in various frightened and flailing midair poses. Tub of 72. Official ammo of the Nun Chuck.
Nun Finger Puppets
We never dreamed what we were getting into when we first ordered this item. How could we know about the power of these nuns? Dozens of customer testimonials (some from actual nuns) have poured in, saying the nuns have changed people's lives... so we're thinking it might be true! These ten 2-1/4" nuns are made of hard plastic but feel like porcelain, and the detailed paint job enhances this effect. Great for cake decorating or for two-handed nun puppet shows.
Nun Punching Puppet
The Fighting Nun is our most popular punching puppet, and with good reason: she has a habit of fighting for what's right. This is no novice puncher: all you have to do is push the two levers under her habit with your fingers, and she comes out swinging. Her face is made of peach-colored rubber, her boxing gloves are black plastic, and her habit is made from black and white cloth.
NunZilla
Say your prayers! No one is safe from the wrath of Nunzilla! This fire-breathing wind-up sister trudges straight out of a Catholic-school student's nightmare like a determined disciplinary force, with green eyes blazing and sparks flying from her mouth. Wearing the traditional black and white habit and carrying a Bible in one hand and a ruler in the other, this holy terror will have you owning up to transgressions from as far back as birth. 2" tall and made of hard plastic, packaged in a custom cathedral-style box.
Lord's Prayer Singing Alarm Clock
Did you ever consider that the shrieking buzz that comes from your alarm clock is really the voice of Satan straight from the pits of Hell? No wonder you wake up grumpy! Well, this 8" x 4" plastic alarm clock will lull you awake with the Lord's Prayer in song form. It doesn't come with batteries, but it will surely charge your days with plastic pre-recorded religious power!
Dashboard Jesus
Put this Dashboard Jesus in your car and he'll be your co-pilot. Even though he may guide you through the valley of gridlock, he alone cannot get you into the carpool lane. Each 4" plastic Jesus figure sits atop a metal spring with an adhesive base. If you don't have a car, stick him up somewhere that you could use a little peace, serenity or forgiveness.
Nunderwear
For the ladies... Jesus Boy Brief Cut, Cotton Soft Panties. Now Jesus truly WILL be in Heaven. Just slip on these Heavenly soft panties and have a blessed day.



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